Ridiculous Big Deaf Dog
This dog. I want to know what goes on in her little deaf head. Because she is the most ridiculous dog I’ve ever had. For reals.
Tipping the scales at 70 pounds, Chevy believes she is a lap dog. Almost every evening when I settle on the couch for some TV or book time, she flops down on my left, draping her loooong legs over mine leaving me trapped. Other days she’ll flop next to me on her side and once you start petting her, she wiggles like a worm and makes dinosaur growls of pleasure. Or she’ll toss a bone on the floor and roll all over, like she’s trying to reach an itch. And then she’ll kick like a donkey in the air. She’s ridiculous. But cute.
However, I don’t think it’s cute when she rolls in wet grass and shakes it off her back after she gets inside the house. On me. That’s ridiculous. But not at all cute.
Boo BDD, boo.